In a recent podcast episode , Lady Journey’s own Sarah Tollemache shared that she’s getting into crocheting. We’re all picking up new hobbies during pandemic year 4. But what does your new craft project mean? Do I even like puzzles or am I simply keeping the darkness at bay for a few more hours (let’s be honest, its minutes).
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Read on to find our what your new crafting journey reveals about your personal psychosis!
KNITTING: You’re a brilliant mind, and have great attention to detail. You excel at listening and reading others. That being said, you’re currently combatting a vicious scrolling addiction. You’d give your left needle to stalk someone who was mean to in secodn grade on Facebook right now. But shhh. You’ve got this.. JEWELRY MAKING: You’re a peacock and have impeccable taste. You crave the finer things in life, especially when it comes to your appearance. But now, you’re battling an insatiable urge to create an MLM, call it a start up, and impose upon your friends and family until they buy your bracelets. HOME BREWING: You’re adventurous, a thrill seeker. And your lust for life has garnered you many friends and a reputation as the person who’s too into skydiving. You never want the party to end, which is why you’re camouflaging your drinking problem as a craft. You’re also growing shrooms. EMBROIDERY: You’re deeply empathic and can read people with an ease that suggests psychic abilities. You’re also intelligent and love to ponder the big questions in life. A deep introvert, you are struggling to stay isolated, even while covid restrictions are lifting. You’ve considered becoming anti-vax just to support your shut in aesthetic. BAKING: You’re logical, reasonable and a leader in all situation. You take control in the board room and are a lady boss. But your type A personality never allows you to unwind, and you bake because you’re constantly wrestling with your perfectionism. You probably won’t even eat that bread, because let’s face it: you’re intermittent fasting. PAINTING: You’re an incredible, free spirit and can capture a room with your smile. Your vivacious energy uplifts the saddest of bday parties. But right now, you’re getting revenge on your toxic ex by living your best life and learning to expertly create him getting fired from his job. GARDENING: You’re a tender soul who yearns for justice in today’s strange world. You are wise beyond your years. You’re also desperately flaky and have a tendency to bail on your own brunch plans. But hush, the plants get you!