Weed T-Shirts That will Have you Feeling like THEY KNOW
The classic stoner uniform, these weed t-shirts are the perfect lewk for your child custody hearing, or job interview! Why downplay your high-functioning lifestyle when you can let everyone know that you’re blitzed at the grocery store?!
Personally when I’m publicly stoned, literally the FIRST thing I want to do is call attention to myself and the pyramid of canned pumpkin on sale that I just destroyed. Let the people know! I’m living my truth and I shan’t be shamed by the sobers!!
Click on for some of the choicest pot head attire and listen to our latest podcast episode of Lady Journey to hear Katie and Sarah reveal their unpopular opinions on weed culture. Or watch on youtube!
I.M. High Athletics: Trick the nornmies into thinking you’re just an average 40 year old cool dude on his way to gym class with this coded message! 
Don’t Panic It’s Organic: Oh thank God! I was just about to call 911 when I realized the 100mg edible that I thought was giving me a cardiac arrest was ACTUALLY gluten free! 
I AM WEED: No, Jeff, YOU’RE FIRED 
Not sure if I smell weed, or smell like weed: Really? Cause all I can smell is an asshole. 
Flower Power! My super abilitiy is falling asleep while reading my own poetry. 
My 3 favorite things Chicken Pot Pie. My 3 favorite things are 1 Get 2 The fuck 3 Away from me.
