Wine Themed Pillows: A cry for help?
What is it that makes me impulse buy these over sharing pillows at every gift shop? Could it be the 14 mimosas I had at brunch? I don’t need them, they’re not even good pillows, but they’re only $65! And how can I resist letting my friends and family know who I truly am on the rare occasion they visit?
Lady Journey has combed through the wine pillows of the internet to share the worst. We hope you enjoy these light screams for help!
“Liquid Therapy” – For the functional wine-aholic! 
“Today’s forecast 99% chance of wine” – And a 50% chance of cirrhosis! 
I like a pillow that immediately let’s your guests know your stance on nudity. 
“WINE it’s how the classy people get drunk” – Sure. Nothing says rich like a purple mouth. 
“Resting Wine FACE” – Karen, you’re drooling. 
“Where’s my fucking wine?” From the Urban Outfitters NYU Collection. 
“Reserved for Nancy and her WINE” – Nancy, party of drunk. 
Bonus WINE SHIRT “WINE, Mama’s best friend” Who needs friends when you have alcoholism?
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